26 Mart 2008 Çarşamba

Songs you should NEVER listen

so, the songs below constitute extreme danger for the heart.



handle them with care, handle your mind with care. we're not on top of olympia. none of us girls have the heart of hera and i don't think none of the real boys have the mind of a heinlein robot.



that is to say, humans are fragile and mostly stupid enough to hurt themselves intentionally.



1 - damien rice - "accidental babies"

avoid if;

- you found out that you've been cheated.

- you learned that your ex has moved on so fast

- you realized that you're forgotten, while you keep thinking about the same scenes over and over again.

- he/she has a new boy/girlfriend.

- you're aware that there's no turning back, but still painfully hope that there's still a chance.

- if you miss him/her deadly, however can't help but picture with someonelse.



lines to avoid the most-if you're jealous:

"do you cum? together ever with him? and is he dark enough? enough to see your light? and do you brush your teeth before you kiss? do you miss my smell?"



lines to avoid the most - if you regret everything gone wrong, but still shamelessly hopeful:
"well i know i make you cry and i know sometimes you wanna die but do you really feel alive without me? if so: be free. if not: leave him for me. before one of us has accidental babies. "




2 - brand new - "you won't know"

avoid after;

- a harsh harsh break up

avoid if;

-the person you left behind doesn't care about you a bit. even maybe barely remembers you.

- no matter how indifferent he/she reacts, you're aware of the fact that you had a long, intense, even mutually loving relationship at one point.

- you have suicidal tendencies.

- you're a fuckin emo who has a thing for razorblades.



lines to avoid most - if you're desperately in love:

"i wish that i could tell you right now, "i love you"but it looks like i won't be around,so you won't know..."

lines to avoid most - if you're, well, simply an emo:
"so they say,they say "in heaven there's no husbands and wives".on the day that i show up,they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.and i cant use the telephone to tell you that i'm dead and gone...so you won't know."

3 - elvis costello - "i want you"

avoid if;

- you have an obssesive compulsive disorder. fixate almost on anything.

- you can barely sleep because of "the stupid details" about the girl or the boy.

- you can never get enough

- you're a nympho

- you can't decide whether you're in love or plain horny.

- you have the potential of murder, go berserk by the mere thought of the other guy/girl.

- you've been cheated, dumped, lied to.. same bullshit as always.

lines to avoid;

1. "it's the stupid details that my heart is breaking forit's the way your shoulders shake and what they're shaking for"

2. "it's the thought of him undressing you or you undressing"

3. "did you call his name out as he held you down? oh no my darling not with that clown"

simple isn't it?..

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