reasons why you need domestic heroism at home

define domestic heroism: A Crixus at home.

I just poped my backbone trying to get ice from the icebox. which leads to the conclusion that every girl needs some muscle at one point.
for situations like:
-ice cracking
-various fixing
- bottle opening
- furniture moving
- bug killing
- grocery shopping

i dont want to die like samantha jones, with a severe flu and no one to call for soup.

my back still hurts, is it worth it?